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koroisnolongerusingthisblog:

chickenwuss:

im gonna try to beat sephiroth again

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The Borowitz Report: CNN Begins Coverage of Royal Pregnancy

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“Holding two plastic models of the Windsors’ reproductive cells, the CNN host Don Lemon offered viewers a dramatic re-creation of the path taken by the royal spermatozoon.”

Read more: http://nyr.kr/1oZoSB7

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What really matters.

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writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

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"Darren Wilson fundraiser shutdown mysteriously and anonymous creator of the page disappears; donators may have been swindled."

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alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

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